I read a blog just yesterday which reminded me of something....
A few weeks ago I was in a large Chinese Restaurant following a day at the races. I think just about everyone else in there had been racing too and I think it is fair to say that some were a little worse for wear.
Anyway, i go off to the toilet and standing by the door are two women having a ermmmm heated debate (about a man of course).
When I came out, the debate was becoming more heated and was on the verge of a catfight.
Using my usual charm, wit and repartee I tried to diffuse the situation by suggesting that they should take it outside...preferably to a mud filled paddling pool where they could undress and fight naked, charging men a tenner to watch.
It had the desired effect in that a giggle was raised. hugs and kisses followed, tearful remorse from both of them but then......they had a right old go at me for being a typical man!!!
I wish I`d just read the Bible to them.
