Just today, Wifey mentioned her period pains yet again.
Now usually I am very supportive of her but today I started to become a little weary of such comments (especially when in the same breath she mentioned that this is the year of our 25th Wedding Anniversary).
So I did a quick calculation.....
Period = 5 days/month = 60 days/year = 1500 days for 25 years (less 3 kids at 9 periods each x 5 days - 132 days off the total).
So total = 1368 days of moaning about period pains.
Thats 1368 days I have had to suffer!!!!! And they are called periods?? Thats longer than the 100 days War!!!!!!!!! Some period.
So i told her straight.....STOP moaning woman and sort yourself out!!!
I have suffered the equivalent of almost 4 years daily moaning and it has to stop now!!!
Do you think she understood? Do you think she sympathised?
NO SHE DIDN`T.
Typical woman.......Me Me Me.
